I don't like stomach aches… and procrastination meme fun

So I've a stomach ache for yet the millionth time this month it seems… queasy. Fun.

Right.

Anywho… since I'm no longer chatting away on the phone 'cause Greg frightened me lots-ish and I hit my head on the under side of the table (which really truly hurt btw)…

Here's a meme courtesy of Mim before I get crackin' on the paper that's due tomorrow.

Cowboy?
{ } do you have a couch in your front yard or porch?
{ } do you drive a four-wheeler?
{ } do you ride four-wheelers?
{ } do you like to get dirty?
{x} do you like country music?
{ } do you have a broken car in your back yard? Front yard, actually. Heh.
{ } do you own a cowboy hat?
{ } do you live on more then 2 acres?
{ } do you have more than 4 different animals at your home?
Total X's: 1

Goth?
{x} do you wear black eyeliner? sometimes, sure.
{x} is most of your clothing dark?
{ } do you think about death often?
{ } do you want to die?
{ } are you a social outcast?
{ } are you pale?
{ } do you like Hot Topic?
{x} do you enjoy Tim Burton movies?
{ } are you mean?
Total X's: 3

Punk?
{ } can you skateboard?
{ } do you wear vans?
{x} do you do stupid stuff with your friends?
{ } have you gotten in trouble with the cops?
{ } do you watch the x-games?
{ } do you have any piercings?
{ } do you like/wear mohawks?
{ } do you wear band t-shirts?
{ } have you called someone a poser?
Total X's: 1

Prep?
{x} do you say the word like?
{ } do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie&Fitch/Aero?
{ } do you pop the collar?
{ } do the people in Hot Topic scare you?
{ } is the only nerd you like Seth Cohen?
{ } do you watch Laguna Beach?
{x} do you like pop music? Some, not all. It depends.
{ } do you want/have a little dog?
Total X's: 2

Hippie?
{x} is your hair long?
{ } do you own a tie-dye shirt?
{ } do you want to save the animals?
{x} do you think war is unneccesary?
{x} do you like classic rock and trippy music?
{ } have you ever participated in a protest?
{ } have you ever been overcome with a desire to hug a tree?
Total X's: 3

Gangsta?
{ } do you act ghetto?
{ } do you wear do-rags?
{ } do you like hip-hop?
{ } was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?
{ } do you believe he's alive?
{ } do you like afros?
{ } have you ever said Fo Shizzle?
{x} do you like to dance?
{ } do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit?
Total X's: 1

Emo?
{ } do you cry often?
{x} do you wear hoodies?
{ } do you like screamo music?
{x} do people not understand you?
{x} do you write your own poems?
{ } ever dyed your hair red, black, or dark?
{ } do you cut your hair?
{ } are you lonely?
{ } is ohio is for lovers by Hawthorne Heights, a good song?
Total X's: 3

Surfer?
{ } do you surf?
{x} do you wear flip flops year-round?
{ } is your hair shaggy?
{ } do you wake up before 6 every morning?
{x} do you own any pairs of shorts?
{ } do you tan?
{ } do you want to be at the beach right now?
{x} do you like tourists?
Total X's: 3

Geek
{x} do you wear glasses?
{x} do you get good grades?
{ } do you use an inhaler?
{ } do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?
{ } does your mom pick out your clothes?
{x} are you on the computer often?
{x} do you ever get picked on?
{x} do you look forward to going to school?
{ } are you shy around the opposite sex?
{x} do you play video games?
Total X's: 6

So, apparently I'm a geek. How does that not surprise me?