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LJ Soap Opera by dawnfire
Your bitter enemy tarad
The town skank owhite
The hearthrob _g_
The crazy one scottcki
Your first spouse mostlycrazy
Your illegitimate child ve4jhj
Your lover on the side swim5chick
Who will catch you and the lover on the side i_was_god
Your second spouse sec4582
Who will try to kill you krista_dawn
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