Because it's actually quite funny… LJ Soap Opera by dawnfire Username age Your bitter enemy tarad The town skank owhite The hearthrob _g_ The crazy one scottcki Your first spouse mostlycrazy Your illegitimate child ve4jhj Your lover on the side swim5chick Who will catch you and the lover on the side i_was_god Your second spouse sec4582 Who will try to kill you krista_dawn Quiz created with MemeGen!