Anyone free on May 31st from 10am-6pm (or thereabouts)?

So Apparently I'm working on May 31st from 10am-6pm. Apparently Shaw wants to come install my digital phone service that day. I want them to do it that day, but I'm apparently not going to be available from 12-noon-4pm and I thus need someone over the age of 18 to be home on my behalf.

Any takers?? Maybe we can go for dinner together afterwards or something? Let me know.