Urbandictionary.com meme

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.

1) Your name?
A Best Friend, someone that you know you can always rely on through anything and everything. you know that your ali wont ever desert you and will always be there for you to talk to, you can tell your ali absolutely anything. Your ali should only be YOUR ali if you can trust them with your life, if you would do anything for them and if they mean the world to you, a best friend that you couldn't live without and who you never want to loose.
1: Am i your ali?
2:no, only ali is my ali 😉

2) Your age?
750ml of alky
1 mickey + 1 mickey = a 26

3) One of your friends?
gem like, shim-shimmering like a precious stone, awe-inspiring and captivating.
adjec; to bling, or razzle dazzle.
the escalade was completely beth'd out on 22 spin-teks

4) What should you be doing?
To slack off from any responsibility and veg for an undetermined amount of time.
I decided resting was the only way for me to maintain my sanity.

5) Favorite color?
1) a communist
2) CCC tablet (Coricidin, OTC anti-tussive medicine)
1) You reds!
2) He passed out on 48 reds (!)

6) Birthplace?
not defined yet

7) Month of your birthday?
A month when mostly the hottest girls are born
That girls so hot she must be born in July

8) Last person you talked to?
I don't know their name

9) Your nickname?
not defined yet