I found my sunglasses!!
They were hanging off my shoe rack in the front closet.
As per always, I find the lost ones right after purchasing a cheap pair. The cheap pair will come in handy however, as I always can use them for things where the good glasses might get scratched or something. Regardless, I am happy!
Oh and I leave for Portland crazy early in the morning… so I'd best finish packing (start packing?) and go to bed.