1.You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
I wouldn't: it would be simply too messy
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
I don't think that there are any bands or artists that I hate that much… sorry.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
It would be really fun to be able to punch a cartoon character in the face every now and again… like certain members of the cast from Simpsons for some of their remarks… (great satire however…!)
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Uh… I don't know. I like cheese in general although the smoked varieties are not among my favorites.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese?
Hmmm… spinach, grilled chicken, some yummy cheese, maybe even some tomatoes, on foccacia or some other AWESOME bread… and how about some thai chili sauce or something else bizarre like that?
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it?
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
I still wouldn't.
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
probably on some sort of service project or something in part, and maybe a massage for the rest.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now.
Hmmm… If it's a return plane ticket I'd go to Vancouver… but be back in time to hand in the homework I'm working on now.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
Sushi! 🙂 That and bus transportation.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. Be brand-specific it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out… so what's it gonna be?
Well a lifetime supply would be REALLY small since I don't drink at all pretty much. Appleton's Rum I guess however.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Probably the 1970s… to see my parents when they were in University to know what they were like.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
That one must play fair.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
It would be a reality tv show based on popular board games (which determine what would happen) each episode focusing on a different board game… like the game of Life or Monopoly.
15. What is your favorite expletive?
Am I supposed to have one?
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed.
ok, is this a question? like what would you do? cause you forgot that part. — Mmmm… fascinating!
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
invite everyone over to eat!
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
To be in two places at once.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
the feeling of being completely and utterly safe.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
I wouldn't have acted like such a doofus toward a certain person… but *shrugs* it didn't seem horrible at the time, only now that I realize that I had done it.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
France… why not?
23. This question still counts even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
Brewsters… 'cause it has good food.
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like Dude look at me I can float!?
Can I float to Hogwarts, pretty please? 😉
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
Martyn Godfrey…. so he can write more books!
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
Dirk. Or Steph… or James… or… yeah. They died too young.
27. What's your theme song?
Bonfire by Lamb.