I like this one best! 🙂

The World Is MINE! by Demonac
You will conquer: Asia (except for Japan, because it turns out their police have heavy weapons and attack helicopters).
Your title will be: President
You will succeed by: Threatening to Nuke them.
Your Enforcers will be: The Luftwaffe (the Washington Generals of the History Channel).
Your first act as ruler: Make smoking a capitol crime (punishable by execution).
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Something tells me this will be a looonnng day…